what's inside of a dazed and confused mind

Saturday, February 03, 2007

A Dad's Poem

Just for this morning, I am going to smile when I see your face and laugh when I feel like crying.
Just for this morning, I will let you choose what you want to wear, and smile and say how perfect it is.
Just for this morning, I am going to step over the laundry and pick you up and take you to the park to play.
Just for this morning, I will leave the dishes in the sink, and let you teach me how to put that puzzle of yours together.
Just for this afternoon, I will unplug the telephone and keep the computer off, and sit with you in the backyard and blow bubbles.
Just for this afternoon, I will not yell once, not even a tiny grumble when you scream and whine for the ice cream truck, and I will buy you one if he comes by.
Just for this afternoon, I won't worry about what you are going to be when you grow up, or second guess every decision I have made where you are concerned.
Just for this afternoon, I will let you help me bake cookies, and I won't stand over you trying to fix them.
Just for this afternoon, I will take us to McDonald's and buy us both a Happy Meal so you can have both toys.
Just for this evening, I will hold you in my arms and tell you a story about how you were born and how much I love you.
Just for this evening, I will let you splash in the tub and not get angry.
Just for this evening, I will let you stay up late while we sit on the porch and count all the stars.
Just for this evening, I will snuggle beside you for hours, and miss my favourite TV shows.
Just for this evening when I run my finger through your hair as you pray,
I will simply be grateful that God has given me the greatest gift ever given. I will think about the mothers and fathers who are searching for their missing children, the mothers and fathers who are visiting their children's graves instead of their bedrooms. The mothers and fathers who are in hospital rooms watching their children suffer senselessly and screaming inside that little body And when I kiss you goodnight I will hold you a little tighter, a little longer. It is then, that I will thank God for you, and ask him for nothing, except one more day.............

Fund Raising for the Roofing of the HVMES School Stage

The HVMES Parents-Teachers- Community Association (PTCA) has launched a project for the construction of the school stage roofing and gymnasium. For those who are not familiar with the stage, it is the open space between the main building and the home economics building. It was built in the early 80's and since then being used for school functions and programs. But usage is limited and very much dependent on the weather. Practically, it cannot be used at noon time when the sun is up and it's too hot; long programs (recognition and graduation exercises) are usually held at night when it is a bit cooler. But rain is also an issue. A couple of times, graduation ceremonies were stopped because of rain, continued the next day at the town's cultural center!Estimated cost for the construction is 1.5M Pesos. The good news is that the municipal government is offering to shoulder half of the cost! The school has done raffles and fund raisings to supplement the funds offered by the government, but of course 750K is still a sizable amount.
The school needs financial help from all of us to make the project happen.Bank accounts were setup exclusively for this project. Donations need not be big. Any amount that our means allow will do; every Peso counts!When you remit, please notify and email the project coordinators (email addresses below) so that receipt of funds can be confirmed and accounted for.Construction is to begin asap. The hope is that it will be ready for the upcoming graduation ceremonies this April. The success of the project is very much dependent on our generosity. Let us show our support and make this worthwhile project happen.

Project Bank Account Details
Bank Name : Philippine National Bank
Bank Branch : Batac Branch
Bank Account Name : Hilario Valdez Memorial Elementary School
Phil. Peso Account# : 3085302468US Dollar Account# : 701684-5

Project Coordinators Email Addresses:
hvmes@yahoo. com - Mr. Rogelio Asiao, Principal & Mrs. Norma Duldulao,
Teachers' Association President

cav103059@yahoo. com - Mrs. Celia Verano, Faculty
elenalagadan@ yahoo.com. ph – Ms. Elena Lagadan, Faculty

PS. Please help in spreading the word and forward this email to other alumni and others who might be able to help.

Eh.... What's Up Doc?????

I miss the story time with the kid. Abidi abidi says Porky and Bugs would stare at the pig and blurts out " Eh..... what's up Doc?" hehehe... Senti-mode na naman ako... palagi naman di ba? heheehe... Malapit na pala birthday nya, on the 13th..... Can't believe, he'll be 4 then... Whew....
Time to make him an ading.... hehehehe

Monday, January 08, 2007

Late Na Naman!!

Yes, it's monday.... and im late again... arrrrrgh. Sinong may kasalanan? Yung alarm clock? hinde. Matagal ng wala ng battery yun... Yun cellphone ko na nag alarm naman sa tamang oras? hinde.
Nag alarm nga sa tamang oras e. Na snooze ko lang naman. 3 times. hahahaha sarap kasing matulog e... Lalo na't katabi mo mahal mo... haaaaaay... lunes na lunes e.... corny ko na naman.. Kasalanan ko talaga kung bakit ako na late.. haaay... Pero masarap e.. teka... paulit ulit na lang a..
Nung saturday, nanood kami ng....... Enteng Kabisote.... hahahhaha request ni Kid e... ayun, natulog lang ako sa sine..... pag uwi namin, di na naman ako kinausap ni Kumander... haaaay... Nung Sunday, hmmmm... natulog maghapon... nyahahahaha.. then nagsimba @ 6:30 Pcm... tapos kumain sa Floring's bbq... sa tabi ng shopwise... Sawap ng BBQ nila.. Next time, try ko yung chicken chicharon nila. Ano yun? kaya nga susubukan next time para malaman e.. hahaha lunes na lunes, anggulo ng utak ko..... Late kasi e. Pero masarap talaga malate. Haaay, umiikot na naman. Tama na nga.

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

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Monday, December 18, 2006

The Hardest Thing I've Ever Done

Friday, December 15, 2006

A Scientific Inquiry into Santa Claus

The Kid with Santa at MOA
1) No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer which only Santa has ever seen.

2) There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world. BUT since Santa doesn't (appear) to handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish, & Buddhist children, that reduces the workload to 15% of the total - 378 million according to Population Reference Bureau. At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that's 91.8 million homes. One presumes there's at least one good child in each.

3) Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with. This is due to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west (which seems logical). This works out to 822.6 visits/second. This is to say that for each Christian household with good children, Santa has .001 second to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney, get back into the sleigh and move on to the next house. Assuming that each of these 91.8 million stops are evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false but for the purposes of our calculations we will accept), we are now talking about .78 miles/household, a total trip of 75.5 million miles; not counting stops to do what most of us must do at least once every 31 hours, plus feeding & etc. So Santa's sleigh must be moving at 650 miles/second, 3,000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man-made vehicle on earth, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles/second. A conventional reindeer can run, tops, 15 miles/hour.

4) The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium-sized lego set (2 lb.), the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons, not counting Santa, who is invariably described as overweight. On land, conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 lb. Even granting that "flying reindeer" (see #1) could pull 10 TIMES the normal amount, we cannot do the job with 8, or even 9 reindeer. We need 214,200. This increases the payload - not counting the weight of the sleigh - to 353,430 tons. This is four times the weight of the ocean-liner Queen Elizabeth.

5) 353,000 tons travelling at 650 miles/second creates enormous air resistance. This will heat up the reindeer up in the same fashion as a spacecraft reentering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer will absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy. Per second. Each. In short, they will burst into flame almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them, and create deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team will be vaporized within .00426 of a second. Meanwhile, Santa will be subjected to centrifugal forces 17,500.06 times greater than gravity. A 250-lb Santa (seems ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015 lb. of force.

If Santa ever DID deliver presents on Christmas Eve, he's dead now.

How to be Annoying

  1. Drum on every available surface.
  2. Remove every line of someone's file except the entry for alt.sex.fetish.hamster.duct-tape.
  3. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
  4. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
  5. Ask 800 operators for dates.
  6. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.
  7. Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.
  8. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
  9. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
  10. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
  11. Set alarms for random times.Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip..."
  12. Buy large quantities of mint dental floss just to lick the flavor off.
  13. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
  14. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
  15. Leave your Nine Inch Nails tape in Great Uncle Ed's stereo, with the volume properly adjusted.
  16. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.
  17. Honk and wave to strangers.
  18. Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange.
  19. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
  20. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.
  21. Wear your pants backwards.Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complementary mints by the cash register.
  22. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"
  23. Rouse your roommates from slumber each morning with Lou Reed's "Metal Machine Music".
  24. Leave someones printer in compressed-italic-cyrillic-landscape mode.
  26. only type in lowercase.
  27. dont use any punctuation either
  28. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
  29. Pay for your dinner with pennies.Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
  30. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
  31. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
  32. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assasination/UFO/ OJ Simpson conspiracy theories.
  33. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."
  34. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
  35. Wander around the restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
  36. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
  37. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador".
  38. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
  39. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
  40. When Christmas carolling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.
  41. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One".
  42. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
  43. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
  44. Finish the 99 bottles of beer song.Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
  45. Pretend your mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.
  46. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up", and repeat.
  47. Drive half a block.
  48. Name your dog "Dog"
  49. .Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
  50. Ask people what gender they are.
  51. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
  52. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray.
  53. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern Drawl.
  54. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot".
  55. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".
  56. Sculpt your hedges into anatomically suggestive shapes.
  57. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.
  58. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers' brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies' "Sugar" or the Mr Rogers theme song.
  59. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
  60. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
  61. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
  62. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
  63. Change your name to John Aaaaasmith for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each A.
  64. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
  65. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
  66. Wear a LOT of cologne.
  67. Ask to "interface" with someone.
  68. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing".
  69. Sing along at the opera.Mow your lawn with scissors.
  70. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batatatatatata-suhWING-batter!"
  71. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy".
  72. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend".Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
  73. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and scribble their answers in a notebook.
  74. Mutter something about "psychological profiles".
  75. Incessantly recite annoying phrases, such as "sticky wicket isn't cricket."
  76. Stare at static on the tv and claim you can see a "magic picture".
  77. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
  78. Scuff your feet on a dry, shaggy carpet and seek out victims.
  79. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
  80. Never make eye contact.Never break eye contact.
  81. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
  82. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.
  83. Construct your own pretend "tricorder", and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.
  84. Give a play-by-play account of a person's every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
  85. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.Make appointments for the 31st of September.
  86. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.

Monday, December 11, 2006

Dade, umuli ta pay a

"Dade, umuli ta pay a" Daddy, akyat pa tayo..... Sabi ng boi ko nung pumunta kami sa baguio. Tatlong bundok na yata naakyat namin, enjoy na enjoy pa rin ang boi ko sa kaka stroll namin.. Siyempre nga naman, di siya napapagod e. hehehe E ako, kulang na lang lumabas dila ko't makita ngala ngala ko... pero enjoy pa rin ako, basta kasama ko boi ko at masaya siya.... masaya na rin ako... boooo, umili ta pay a....

Ang Post na Hindi Miki

Yan po ang post na di na miki. Sa tinagal tagal na bagong post dito sa bahay ko, napanis na yung miki sa baba... hehehehe wala lang trip lang... tsaka me acces na ulit ako diyo sa ofis... yehey!!!

Monday, October 16, 2006

Batac Miki

One of our Town's Pride:




ground pepper
1/2 kilo dried miki noodles
1/2 kilo chicken breast (boiled and shredded)
1/4 kilo batac chicharon (bagnet)
patis (fish sauce)
chicken stock
achuete (red coloring, mixed in with hot water and salt)


1. Boil chicken breast in 1 liter of water for 30 minutes or chicken is already well done. Take out chicken, reserve the liquid for stock.
Shred the chicken breast, set aside.

3.Saute garlic in oil or butter until golden brown, do not overdo it. Next, put the ground pepper and chicken. Cook for a minute or 2.

3. Pour patis to taste, cook for a minute or 2.

4. Pour achuete mixture, cook also for a minute.

5. Pour in chicken stock, boil.

6.Put miki noodles, cook till noodles are done. Do not over cook.

7. Top it with ilocano chicharon (bagnet)

8. Serve hot. Perfect with puto and suka ti sili.

Monday, October 02, 2006

Baguio trip

Recent Pictures at Baguio City

Drummer Boi

Hug ka man la!


Eumir and Me

Morning Glory

Thursday, September 07, 2006

7 Habits of Spectacularly Unsuccessful People

7 Habits of Spectacularly Unsuccessful People


(MY COMMENT: This is an interesting takeoff of Stephen Covey's highly successful book "7 Habits of Highly Effective People". It does offer valuable advice. Enjoy!)

WARNING! If you want to have a fantastic life, never engage yourself in these 7 deadly habits that incompetent people do.

NUMBER 1 - They Think, Say, & Do Negative Things.

Yes. They see problems in EVERY opportunity.

They complain that the sun is too hot. They cursed the rain for ruining their plans for the day. They blame the wind for ruining their hair.

They think that everyone is against them. They see the problems but never the solutions.

Every little bit of difficulty is exaggerated to the point of tragedy. They regard failures as catastrophes.

They become discouraged easily instead of learning from their mistakes.

They never seem to move forward because they're always afraid to come out of their comfort zones.

NUMBER 2 - They Act Before They Think.

They move based on instinct or impulse. If they see something they like, they buy at once without any second thought.

Then they see something better. They regret & curse for not able to take advantage of the bargain.

Then they spend & spend again until nothing's left. They don't think about the future. What they're after is the pleasure they will experience at present.

They don't think about the consequences. Those who engage in unsafe sex, criminality, and the like are included in this group.

NUMBER 3 - They Talk Much More Than They Listen

They want to be the star of the show. So they always engage in talks that would make them heroes, even to the point of lying.

Oftentimes they are not aware that what they're saying is not sensible anymore.

When other people advise them, they close their ears because they're too proud to admit their mistakes.

In their mind they're always correct. They reject suggestions because that will make them feel inferior.

NUMBER 4 - They Give Up Easily

Successful people treat failures as stepping stones to success.

Incompetent ones call it quits upon recognizing the first signs of failure.

At first, they may be excited to start an endeavor. But then they lose interest fairly quickly, especially when they encounter errors.

Then they go & search for a new one. Same story & same results. Incompetent people don't have the persistence to go on and fulfill their dreams.

NUMBER 5 - They Try to Bring Others Down To Their Level

Incompetent people envy other successful individuals. Instead of working hard to be like them, these incompetent ones spread rumors and try every dirty trick to bring them down.

They could've asked these successful ones nicely. But no, they're too proud. They don't want to ask advise. Moreover, they're too negative to accomplish anything.

NUMBER 6 - They Waste Their Time

They don't know what to do next. They may just be contented on eating, getting drunk, watching TV, or worse, staring at the blank wall with no thoughts whatsoever to improve their lives.

It's perfectly fine to enjoy once in a while. But time should be managed efficiently in order to succeed. There should be a proper balance between work & pleasure.

NUMBER 7 - They Take the Easy Way Out

If there are two roads to choose from, incompetent people would choose the wider road with less rewards than the narrower road with much better rewards at the end.

They don't want any suffering or hardship. They want a good life.

What these people don't know is that what you reap is what you sow. Efforts & action will not go unnoticed.

If only they would be willing to sacrifice a little, they would be much better off.

Successful people made it through trials & error. They never give up. They are willing to do everything necessary to achieve what they aspire for in life.

About the Author:

Do you believe that you can attain anything your heart desires? I'm telling you, you can! Rene Graeber uses and teaches will power and mind control for more than 10 years. Visit his website and learn how to unleash your full potential of your mind - just visit http://www.will-power-mind-control.com

Thursday, July 27, 2006

Dear Diary

Dear Diary,

I plan on getting wasted.
Like an angel transformed
into a monster howling
in silence; scaring you
away. I will be tipsy.
I'll just be tipsee.Thee-pissy.
Deep sea. Tip-synchronized.
Murmuring with my eyes
shut. Dreaming without
sleeping. Slipping..Waking
up with a throbbing head
heart - head - pounding.
I still plan on getting wasted.
Not drunk, not intoxicated.

-from a pexer named Jersee...

Thursday, July 20, 2006

Bumper Sticker

Your Bumper Sticker Should Be

Ass, gas, or grass - no one rides for free

What Is Your Band Name?

Your Band Name is:

The Barnyard Pickles

What kind of Food are You?

You Are Chinese Food

Exotic yet ordinary.
People think they've had enough of you, but they're back for more in an hour.

Saturday, July 08, 2006

rhoan, eto na po....
Name: Wendell
Country: Philippines
Birth Place: Batac, Ilocos Norte, home of the great dealers, este leaders pala
Birth Date: May 14
Zodiac Sign: Taurus
Any siblings?: Dalawa… Two girls [manang Arlene (+) and adding mimi, unico hijo.. im a middle child, and I think I have the middle-child syndrome…LOL
Schools: Hilario Valdez Mem. Elem. School (Kinder: Best in Math.. nyahahaha), MMSU Science High School, Mapua Institute of Tech
Motto: Two heads are more than one….. nyahahahaha…seriously… With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be cheerful. Strive to be happy.

Pedeng hanggang ditto na lang? hehehe

GETTING TO KNOW YOU MORE! (sige na nga….)
Describe yourself: Im a wanderer in a wrong city. A down-to-earth-as-one-could-be. A wannabe-good father and a husband. Just a small speck who enjoys life.
Favorite Food: I’m food addict… and I can cook… not just simple dishes…. My mom, adores my kare-kare and my wife fell in love with my tuna spaghetti…. Fave food ko? Pinikpikan, calamares, empanada, ilocos longganisa, dinengdeng, pinakbet, crabs shrimps, baby back ribs… siyef, naglalaway na ako… basta madame pa
Favorite Drinks: Apple juice…. Red Horse Extra Strong Beer…Gin Bulag, Emperador, Tequila… lashenggo ‘to! Itaas mo!
Favorite Movie: Scent of a Woman, Bourne Series, Godfather series, any movie with Al Pacino
Favorite Actor: Morgan Freeman, Al Pacino, Matt Damon
Favorite Actress: Keira Knightley, Milla Jovovich
Favorite Song: One by U2 (original version) A letter to elise by the cure
Likes: totoong tao, marunong makibagay
Dislikes: Posers and wannabes… dapat ako lang ang wannabe… mwehehehehe
Chumboys: brokeback? Ano ba ibig sabihin nito? Hehehe
Chumgirls: hmmmm… one woman man ‘to!! (ganun ba ibig sabihin nun? Pakshet, inaantok na ako…it’s 10 minutes to 6 in the morning here…. )

A LITTLE PERSONAL! (HUWAT? Hindi pa ba personal mga nasa taas? Hehehe… sige na nga…. )
First crush: Seatmate ko nung nasa grade four ako…AYOKONG BANGGITIN NAME NYA (baka feeling nya mahaba hair nya… bwahahaha)
When/where did you meet: nung grade four ako… sa school
Who was your first kiss: d ko maalala e.. andami nila e, sabay sabay.. jowk!!!
Who was your first bf: BF? Huwat? Ok, baka GF…. Hehehe as in na first, mapafling man o serious? Sino nga ba?...... next question please…
Describe your first bf: guapo? Nyahahaha….
When/where did you met: Sa store na malapit sa bahay nila, pinabili sya ng suka, d pa magkaparehas tsinelas nya… Hoooooo

Are you still together: Misis ko? Parang ayaw na nya sa akin e…. Pero ako, mahal na mahal ko yun…..
If not why: G@go kasi ako e….. Insensitive na nag eego trip…. Be, sika lang ditoy biagko….
Do have any plans to get married: Kasal na po kami..
What makes you love/like him: Ipinaglaban nya ako inspite of…..
Do you plan to have kids: 2nd baby is on the drawing board…
How many: dalawa lang, may boi na kami kaya girlaloo na lang….
What have you learned from the circle of life: Take kindly the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the things of youth. Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune. But do not distress yourself with dark imaginings. Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness… desiderata…

By The Waters Edge
One of 75 Original Poems
By David W. Atherton
Warning !!!
I am into many things,
many worlds,
I accept the powers given to me
from many different beings.

I do not deny the Lord,
nor do I deny the Ancients.
I bow before no one,
for this is my own sacred realm.

If what I choose is wrong,
then why must I have the ability to choose?
If those I lead should not follow,
then why must they have the ability to walk?

If what I create should not be felt,
then why must man have a heart?
If I am not to own this world,
then why was I put here to begin with?

This is my sacred realm, I do not ask you to bow.
Just respect the world around you
and feel my loving power.

If you are here to hurt the innocent;
I assure you,
my guilt will eat your heart.

If you are here to feed on the weak;
my strength will in time devour you.

If you are here to take from the poor;
my riches will bury you.

If you are here –
for anything other –
than the love of my art –
leave now –
before your soul is forever lost.

Sunday, July 02, 2006

Yeah Right!

Saturday, June 24, 2006

The Scientist

Sunday, June 18, 2006


How to make an authentic Batac Empanada
roll it baby!!

ginisang balatong and grated papaya

eeeer.... where's the longganisa?

as simple as that! heavenly....

malasado ba o well done?


pictures courtesy of www.ilocano.org

Friday, June 16, 2006


I got this somewhere.... di ko na matandaan... Sa mga kasamang mahilig tumagay, itaas nyo!


ARIES : Drinking style Impulsive Aries people like to party and sometime sdon't know when to call it a night. Their competitive streak makes them prone to closing-time shot contests. They're sloppy, fun drunks, and they get mighty flirty after a couple tipples. Getting Aries people drunk I sa good way to get what you want out of them, should other methods fail. Aries can become bellicose when blotto, but they will assume that whatever happened should be forgiven (if not forgotten) by sunrise. They can be counted on to do the same for you -- so long as you haven't gone and done anything really horrible to them last night, you sneaky Gemini.

TAURUS Drinking style Taurus prefers to drink at a leisurely pace, aiming for a mellow glow rather than a full-on zonk. Since a truly intoxicated Taurus is a one-person stampede, the kind of bull-in-a-china-shop inebriate who spills red wine on white carpets and tells fart jokes to employers, the preference for wining and dining (or Bud and buddies) to body shots and barfing is quite fortunate for the rest of us. This is not to say thatthe Bull is by any means a teetotaler -- god, no. A squiffy Taurus will get, er, gregarious (full of loud mouth soup, some would say) and is extremely amusing to drag to a karaoke bar when intoxicated.

GEMINI Drinking style Gemini's can drink without changing their behavior much-- they're so naturally chatty and short-attention-spanned that it's just hard to tell sometimes. They can amaze you by conversing with finesse and allusion, then doing something to belie an extremely advanced state of intoxication, like puking in your shoe. Gemini's possess the magic ability to flirt successfully (and uninfuriatingly, which is very tricky) with several people at once. They like to order different cocktails every round -- repetition is boring -- and may create a theme (like yellow drinks: beer, sauvignon blanc and limoncello) for their own amusement.

CANCER Drinking style Cancer is a comfort drinker -- and an extra wine with dinner or an after-work beer or six can be extra comforting, can't it, Cancer darling? Like fellow water signs Scorpio and Pisces, Crabs must guard against lushery. Cancers are brilliant at ferreting out secret parties and insinuating themselves on VIP lists -- and, in true Hollywood style, Cancers are never really drunk; instead, they get "tired and emotional" (read: weepy when lubricated). But there's nothing better than swapping stories (and spit) over a few bottles of inky red wine with your favorite Cancer. Even your second-favorite Cancer will do. The sign also rules the flavor vanilla, and you'd be adored if you served up a vanilla vodka and soda.

LEO Drinking style Leo likes to drink and dance -- they're often fabulous dancers, and usually pretty good drinkers as well, losing their commanding dignity and turning kittenish. Of course, they're quite aware they're darling -Leos will be Leos, after all. They generally know their limit, probably because they loathe losing self-control. When they get over-refreshed, expect flirting to ensue -- and perhaps not with the one what rung them. But Leo's not the type to break rules even when drunk, so just try to ignore it (try harder, Cancer) and expects a sheepish (and hung over) Lion to make it up to you the next day.

VIRGO Drinking style Cerebral Virgos are compelled to impose order onto their bender. Their famously fussy quest for purity could lead to drinking less than other signs, sure --but it could also lead to drinking booze neat, to sucking down organic wine or just to brand loyalty. They rarely get fully shellacked -- but, oh, when they do! Virgo's controlled by the intellect, but there's an unbridled beast lurking within, and they let it loose when walloped. It's dead sexy (and surprisingly unsloppy). As one Virgo friend used to declare, "I'm going to drink myself into a low-level of intelligence tonight." A toast to the sub genius IQ!

LIBRA Drinking style "I'm jusht a social drinker," slurs Libra, "it's jusht that I'm so damn social?" Libra loves nothing more than to party, mingle and relate to everyone. Whether dipped in favor of Good Libra (with Insta-Frienddevice set to "on") or heavier on the Evil Libra side (they are little instigators when bored), the Scales can really work a room. Charming as they are, Libras are notoriously lacking in self-control, however, which can get them into all sorts of trouble --including wearing their wobbly boots waaaay too early in the evening, flirting with every man/woman in the roomor even blacking out the night's events entirely. Oops!

SCORPIO Drinking style Don't ever tell Scorpios they've had enough, for they'll smirk at you and quietly but intentionally keep tippling till they're hog-whimpering drunk, out of 100-proof spite. Scorpios like to drink, and screw you if you have a problem with that. Most of them seethe sauce as something to savor in itself, and not asa personality-altering tool -- though if depressed, self-loathing Scorps seek total obliteration. But generally, they're fascinating drinking pals, brilliant conversationalists and dizzying flirts. They also remember everything -- especially what you did when you were blitzed. Only drink with a Scorpio who likes you.

SAGITTARIUS Drinking style In vino veritas -- and, for Sagittarius, in booze blurtiness: When buttered, they'll spill all your secrets and many of their own. Tactlessness aside, Sagittarius is just plain fun to drink with. This is a sign of serious partying (what else would you expect from the sign of Sinatra, Keith Richards, the Bush twins and Anna Nicole Smith?). They're the people who chat up everyone in the room, then persuade the entire crowd to travel somewhere else -- like a nightclub, or a playground, or Cancun. Good-natured hijinks are sure to ensue (including a high possibility of loopy groping; spontaneous Sag is a brilliant booty call).

CAPRICORN Drinking style Capricorn is usually described as practical, steadfast, money-hungry and status-thirsty -- no wonder they get left off the astrological cocktail-party list. But this is the sign of David Bowie and Annie Lennox, not to mention Elvis. Capricorn is the true rock star: independent, powerful and seriously charismatic, not too eager to please. And if they make money being themselves, who're you to quibble? But just like most rock stars, they're either totally on or totally off, and they generally need a little social lubricant to loosen up and enjoy the after party, especially if they can hookup with a cute groupie.

AQUARIUS Drinking style Aquarius and drinking don't go together that well(except for water, that is). They have an innate tendency toward know-it-allism, and if they get an idea while sizzled, they're more stubborn than a stain or a stone. If they're throwing a party or organizing an outing, however, they're too preoccupied with their duties to get combative -- and they make perfectly charming drunks in that case. Fortunately, they're usually capital drink-nursers. They also make the best designated drivers (if you can get them before they start raising their wrist):Aquarius is fascinated by drunk people and capable of holding interesting conversations with soused strangers while sober.

PISCES Drinking style If you're a Pisces, you've probably already heard that you share a sign and an addictive personality --with Liz Taylor, Lisa Minnelli and Kurt Cobain. Not only do Pisces like to lose themselves in the dreamy, out-there feeling that only hooch can give, but they build up a mighty tolerance fast. Who needs an expensive date like that? On the other hand, they're fabulously enchanting partners, whether in conversation or in crime. With the right Pisces, you can start out sharing a pitcher of margaritas and windup in bed together for days. The phrase "addictive personality" can be read two ways, you know. ...

Thursday, June 15, 2006


Just for kicks, hahaha. Literally, i've been a prisoner to this company for a year and 6 months already. Ang saya saya dito.....hehehe Yah, i know, i'm lying. Sana maapprove na yung VL ko na 5 days. Miss u be!

Friday, June 09, 2006

In life, nothing is really improssible.....

I have to post this one... it's sooo uplifting....this one was sent to me by jay....thanks jay....

If there will come a time when you feel that there's nothing more you can do... think about the snail within the pictures... In life, nothing is really improssible.....

When people say that something is impossible, it often means it is something nobody they know has tried before. Many people have refused to take risks simply because they are afraid of change or they are afraid of failure. Then again, many people long ago said that it was impossible for man to circumnavigate the earth, or to fly, or to walk on the moon. They were right, of course... until someone went ahead and tried. Matthew 19:26 - But Jesus beheld them, and said unto them, With men this is impossible; but with God all things are possible. Trust in God......... God Love's you

Thursday, June 08, 2006

Have you ever missed someone so bad?

Living alone in the city is soooooo depressing..... Buti na lang me beer, nakakatulog ako ng mabilis. But the problem is, i think i'm becoming an alcoholic. I can't sleep without swigging a bottle or 2 of Red Horse Extra Strong Beer. Gusto ko na umuwi sa amin. Sobrang miss ko na family ko. Lecheng critical wordays yan, di tuloy ako makauwi. Gusto ko ng kunin family ko dito, naghahanap lang ako ng malilipatan. By july siguro. Buti na lang sweldo na bukas, makakainom na naman ako.... hehehehe... Pero konti lang, 10 days straight ako ngayong week na 'to kasi nga nakipagswap ng restday yung isa kong officemate. It's gonna be a stressful week..... Hold on.... Hold on to yourself.....for this is gonna hurt like hell..... Sana mabasa mo to. Sana magtext ka na sa akin.... ambaduy ko....

Monday, June 05, 2006

why build a mystery?

Building A Mystery
sarah mclachlan
you come out at night
that's when the energy comes
and the dark side's light
and the vampires roam you
strut your rasta wear and your suicide poem
and a cross from a faith
that died before Jesus came
you're building a mystery
you live in a church
where you sleep with voodoo dolls
and you won't give up the search
for the ghosts in the halls
you wear sandals in the snow
and a smile that won't wash away
can you look out the window
without your shadow getting in the way
oh you're so beautiful
with an edge and a charm
but so careful when I'm in your arms
cause you're working
building a mystery
holding on and holding it in
yeah you're working
building a mystery
and choosing so carefully
you woke up screaming aloud
a prayer from your secret god
you feed off our fears
and hold back your tears
give us a tantrum and a know it all grin
just when we need one
when the evening's thin
oh you're a beautifula beautiful fucked up man
you're setting up your razor wire shrine

Saturday, June 03, 2006


I've been craving for this for months. Sarap nito with ice-cold beer..... Meron kayang nabibili sa market na puro chicken ass lang? What's the correct term ba kung bibili ka nito? "Manang pabili nga ng isang kilong puwet?" Nyahahaha..... Pisil pisilin.... nice ass.... hehe

Friday, June 02, 2006

first mystery

First mystery..... That is... I call it a mystery 'coz even
now i just can't just believe i have a very cute boy....
Yah i know, i don't have the looks to father this boy.... Maybe it's the combination of his mom's genes and mine..... nyahahaha.. i'll post more pictures next time...... it's interferring with my work....or is it the other way around? more likely Momi Joi, may blag na rin ako.... hehehe

my first post

Just got bitten by the blog craze, yah i know i'm way tooooooo late... hehehe nolan just gave me an inspiration to create my own blog... hehehe thanks bro... in the next few day i'll start building " mysteries"....... that's a promise...